I have been "On The Wagon" for the better part of three months, but I used to drink quite a lot. My girl Randi, who always runs around the room freely, seemed to be able to find Vodka, Rum, Gin, Beer, Wine, Tequila, or whatever, no matter where I put it. She would always get a lick or two in before I could stop her, but not much. Question one: how much does it take to get a one-pound ferret drunk? Question two: Has anybody else observed this habit in another ferret? She doesn't mess with any of my other drinks much at all. HalP. On The Wagon [Posted in FML issue 2047]