I think the attached humour piece, while written about dogs, holds very much true for ferrets as well! [Forwarded with permission. BIG] --- >Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 06:39:05 -0600 >From: Les Pourciau at UMem <[log in to unmask]> >Subject: HUMOR - Rules for Dogs > > Dog Rules > > The dog is not allowed in the house. > Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. > The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. > The dog can get on the old furniture only. > Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to > sleep with the humans on the bed. > Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. > The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. > The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only > The dog can sleep under the covers every night. > Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog. ___ ___ (000)___(000) Ela Heyn / @ @ \ [log in to unmask] | | ======@====== http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/5483 [Posted in FML issue 2011]