HAHAHA I gave up trying to keep them out of dresser drawers years ago- they sleep in the bottom drawer all the time. I used to keep t-shirts in there- but I would pull out a "white" one and it would be brown from the oils. So I put socks in that drawer instead. The ferrets didn't seem to mind. They also climb up through the drawers until they get to the top one- then push it open and get on top of the dresser- which now has nothing on it. -Anne [Posted in FML issue 1982]