In nineteen and ninety seven took a little trip along with Wright n' Carley teaching Cal to get a grip We took some information and we took some Deborah Jeans and we fought Cal Fish and Gamers in the Sacrament' Valley Our ferrets danced and spun and the Gamers kept a' comin' wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago Explained once more and they began a' runnin' Along with Health Department 'cause their logic failed to show T. Eckart said we could take 'em by surprise If we put the other critters in perspective with their lies We showed them bite statistics on the dogs and cats to quell the fears that Constantine had spewed in the Health study from Welllll, We ran through feral kitties and we ran through feral burros We ran through the bushes where the feral rabbits go We couldn't run so fast that coyotes couldn't catch us Because we're the ferrets that you tamed so long ago We grabbed the rabies studies and we fought another round brevity or lack of shedding showed a quarantine was sound We filled their heads with surveys show'ng humane societies kind -- 'cause they knew domestic ferrets wouldn't put them in bind Our ferrets danced and spun and the Gamers kept a' comin' wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago Explained once more and our bill kept on a' runnin' Through the Calif Senate to the desk of Goveno' Todd Cromwell III, WA State, Dors and Seldon [Posted in FML issue 1986]