I have an entry for the daily sayings--but it's a song parody. Hope it brings a giggle to some: My Ferrety Things (with apologies to The Sound of Music) Cute little noses, and whiskers like kittens, Long slinky bodies, and silver white mittens, Lurk as a "speedbump," and bounce like a spring, Ferrets are some of my favorite things. Albino jills speeding by like white flashes, Kisses all over my nose and eyelashes, "Hey you, get down there!"--I'd swear they have wings, Ferrets are some of my favorite things. When the law "bites," When the court stings, When I'm feeling sad... I simply hug one of my ferrety things, And then I don't feel so bad. ...sung of course to the tune of My Favorite Things. Melody Tomaszewicz Melodyt and the four fuzzbutts Furry--"I'm the first, and I'm SOOOO dignified." Sweetie--The ferret doughnut, "Com'on Mom, let me sleep some more. YAWN." Friskie--"Get those air goblins! Get 'um, get 'um, get um! Oops, I fell over." Angel--"Gotta play, Gotta play! KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL! OOPS...sorry. PLAY, PLAY, PLAY!" Coco the Yorkie--"MOM, they're biting my nipples! Save me!" Munchkin the Elkhound--"NO, you can't have my dog food. Please make them go away." [Posted in FML issue 1982]