Major Mad Maggie Here--
 
The Marching Mustelids have indeed arrived in Columbia.  Supplies of raisins
are growing short.
 
Am having trouble sending messages, believe that ferret forces have
sabotaged the internet system.
 
Cannot hold out long. Back up troops desperately needed. Send Help!
 
Have translated part of code book. Believe that "dook, dook" means...
[Posted in FML issue 1952]