WARNING! Do NOT, repeat do NOT allow your fuzzrats in the room while viewing a recap of Jurassic Park 1 prior to seeing the 2nd movie!!! And most CERTAINLY do not take them to see the new one! < :::scamper scamper:::pounce:::CHOMMMPPPP!!::::::heeheehee dookRRRROOOWOWWWRRRRdook dook dook.....heeheehee.......> Losing ground rapidly here -- cats have been compromised - no longer meowing but "dewooauk"ing. Sounds ominous. Many instances of VelociFerret and CompyWeasels.... Avoid large groups of lounging mustelids -- try to disperse groupings of 3 or more mustelids in a 10- foot radius. Good luck. ..........ffffssssrrrrrrppppppppptttt...........<<<<<>>>>>>><<<<<>>>>> ****EXTRA-SECRET TRANSMISSION from FLO Gen. Drifter to Gen. Preen:**** Extend welcome to 3 Ohio recruits.... congratulations on brainwashing procedure on dog - please send procedure for cats. Have excellent brain-scanning ability - send requirements of mission. S.H.E.V.Y. has been sabotaged for upcoming foray to Columbia area post to inspect troops there. Will report results forthwith. ****End Transmission**** .....fzzzzzpppppttt....................... ADDENDUM: AAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! Sgt. Silk reports Humans have discovered thumb-opposing ability!!! We have been compromised! Take extra care on missions and STOP OPPOSING THOSE THUMBS when in sight of Silly Humans! END of End of transmission...... FLO OPERATIVES UNITE! WE SHALL OVERCOME!!! Gen. Drifter, Lt. Lynx & Sgt. Silk -- OUT -- [Posted in FML issue 1951]