Well I'm back -- thanks for the e-mail from those who sent... Took me all morning to catch up on all the back issues of FML! Whew! AND Welcome Back Maggie! Glad to hear you're staying in the Showme Ferret State! (The state of confusion, usually.) Bob C - Glad to hear you're hanging in there - looking forward to reading your posts again soon. NOTE TO THE FLO: OK guys -- what's with the idea of teaching my woozels to steal the iron, for pete's sake! What're they gonna do, iron out the bagels they stole to make bagel chips??? And quit sending hypersonic transmissions to Drifter -- he looks silly when he just stops dead in the hall and stares into space like that... then scampers off like a kit (he's 6 years old!) to get into some mischief I *know* he wouldn't have thought up on his own!!! Later all -- Otter and the Mini Missouri Mustelid Melee Mob (I am NOT a piker!! My *apartment manager* is the piker! heheheh) [Posted in FML issue 1949]