Intercepted 27 may 97 @ 1535: .......zzzzfffftt.....brrpptttt....dook...dook...heheheh....er, um, Lt. Lynx reporting to Gen. Drifter SIR! All S.H.E.V.ys (Silly Human Escape Vehicles) overtaken -- Teleport Modules have been disabled. Call to Arms broadcast throughout Missouri -- Responses recorded from Columbia, High Hill, Fulton and Jefferson City.... KC and Joplin yet to report. SIR .......bbbbrrrrrrrppppppttttt............dookdookdookdook......huh?... heeeeeheeeeheeeee..................oops. Sgt. Silk reporting to Lt. Lynx SIR! Human type doors to all apartments and dwellings booby trapped SIR! Still waiting on report from the Peterson 9..... will report when reported to SIR! (did I do that right? Sir?....dookdook) ..........ffffzzzzzztttttt................. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< HUMAN ALERT! Marching Mustelids of Missouri sighted in Jefferson City, Fulton, Columbia, Kingdom City, High Hill and last sighted in St. Charles, headed for St. Louis. Flamethrowers and backhoes sighted among materiel....Be alert for sappers. Suspect all 4-footed low-slung mustelids. Do not, repeat do NOT offer raisins ... many have been reported to accept bribe and booby trap anyway. Not to be trusted. eeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ............................................. end transmission [Posted in FML issue 1949]