Mobile Missouri Mustelid Man Travelin' around in an ancient van He has hibernated the winter away But he can no longer bear to stay The memories of books are already hazy Staying in one place will drive him crazy A ramblin' man is what he must be So on the road again, unfettered and free But without his ferrets he is livin' So once again he is driven From place to place, from here to there He seeks out homes made so fair By the very presence Of our lives' essence Ferrets here, ferrets there Ferrets, Ferrets, Everywhere! He travels from place to place To find fuzzies to lick his face For without his own He feels completely alone A bonus to him sends New people as friends Who share his obsession They give no concession With the disdain of others They neither care nor bother Even if they live in CaCa land We must all give them a hand And Fight For Ferret Freedom Everywhere! [Posted in FML issue 1944]