Hi. This is my first note to the FML. My name is Skippy. Mom wrote in a long time ago when she first brought me home...she was worried Tony would not like me and he scared her by being sick. But we play, wrestle and sleep together now. Mom loves to see us sleeping together in the closet or under the bed...especially since she can catch us both at the same time to put us back into our cage for the night. Bummer!!! Anyways, Mom says I'm a certified diving ferret. I've been told about the FLO by my older brother Tony. I'd like to offer my services. Let me tell you about my recent diving adventures. (Mom has had some things go wrong with the house lately...leak in the roof last month...leak in the bath this month... But, that's great for me because I can practice my diving!!) What you do is you check out the situation, make sure there's WATER in the bucket, then you poof out your fur, back up a few steps, take a deep breath, then RUN as fast as you can, hang your paws on the side of the bucket and (this is the tricky part) vault yourself over the edge and INTO the bucket of water. Goals to accomplish is to 1) get a drink of water (you really work up a thirst doing this!) 2) get a LITTLE bit wet...it can be a cool thing if someone doesn't make you do it (like having a bath) and 3) see mom scream and run....heeheehee MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!! So, FLO...could you use the certified SALINAS SCUBA TEAM???!!! Signed, Skippy Salinas, Certified (FLO?) Diver ************************************************************ Hey...I'd pay to see Maggie & JILL Merchant -vs- Mo Bob and Elizabeth at the 10th Annual Bash!!!! Ludivina [Posted in FML issue 1941]