Not! Warning. Bob Church is advertising for free ferret-featured housing, but beware... he won't show! He asked once before and was offered a couch, 9 ferrets a lawn & a hose to get them leapin', Hungarian FOOD, & BEER in WA state ... I got a "promise" to show, and no-show! And NOW. I've received the pic I've been promised for quite some time of Bob Church at an Oregon Ferret Association's (OFA's) member's houseboat - hi Georgia! and there he is... I expected wild wavy hair sprouting from a huge, burgeoning head; flaring, suck-worthy nostrils; giant, flopping filthy burmeda trousers; a ragged, grimy, sooty, dingy, excrement-caked (ferret of course) t-shirt... ...you know, a scientific BONE guy! In the pic (maybe an alien replacement) is a youngish, 25-30 (maybe 35ish) looking guy with dark, straight, neatly combed hair; A T-SHIRT WITH IRONED SLEEVES!; dark blue and white checked trousers that look brand new from K-mart, and, maybe, if I squint, a tiny earring, NOT a giant pirate cross. What the heck... Boooobbbieeee! (can't help it; I love sitcom "King of the Hill").... What gives, Bob, was it a bad day? WHO IS *THIS* BOB CHURCH???? That's the internet for you... Lynn and the Gang of 8 Leapin' Lizards (+ Squeeks and Schroedee in spirit) PS. Okay, Bob, you can still come if you want to our Seattle, WA abode (I now realize how wonderful and many the OFA people are and understand why you decided to hang out there)... but this time the Hungarian food will be extra, extra hot! And it may even be BYOB, and I don't mean Bob. [Posted in FML issue 1906]