I found another ferret reference - from rec.humor.oracle. The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: >Oh spiffy one > >Please tell me what the heck is going on here? > >Thanks! And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Sure thing. } } For starters, you've got the air hose on the wrong nozzle, you're using } an albino ferret rather than a sable, and the box is made out of HDPE } plastic rather than LDPE. } } Once you've got that all sorted out, I'd recommend cleaning the walls } before you try it again. } } You owe the Oracle a ream of Day-Glo orange paper, a clear plastic } kazoo, and an eggplant. [Posted in FML issue 1871]