There once was a ferret named Camille Who never sat still for a meal She stashed all her food (Although it was rather rude) So none of her kibble could I steal. Lucy was a very serious fuzz-bean Who didn't dig the wardance scene So I put her in a back-pack and yelled "Ferret in the sack!" Till she danced and dooked like a queen. Sweet Camille loved her sister to kiss But whenever she did Lucy would hiss So I said "Please don't fight It's so late at night" And they curled up in a ball of ferret bliss. No ferrets were harmed in the making of these limericks. [Posted in FML issue 1858]