You know your ferret is spoiled when you remove *all* of the cushions from
the couch because he won't stop trying to eat the buttons on them.  Heaven
forbid you should confine him to one room of play (not the livingroom where
he wants to be) so that you could enjoy your own couch like normal people
would!!
 
Sam has decided to *kill* the couch cushions now :( so he starts by ripping
out what he thinks are "eyes", the buttons.  This is how he starts when he
*kills* stuffed animals...which, of course, he is not allowed to play with
any more.  I won't even begin to tell you what Sam would do if he came near
a ferret or other *live* animal.  He is a very sweet boy with humans, even
children, but he is an "only ferret", for sure!
 
Trish
Director, Ferrets First Rescue & Shelter
[Posted in FML issue 1869]