Here is my .02
 
There once was a ferret named Chewy,
Whose poop seemed to be a bit gooey,
I gave her some soup,
To clear up the goop,
And now her mood isn't that gloomy!
 
Ok I tried at least! :)
 
Monica, Princess Leia, Wicket, Chewy and Stormy(Storm Trooper)!
[Posted in FML issue 1867]