Hi, all! Oh, what the heck. Here are a couple of stinkers: My ferret's the partying sort-o; With golf balls he loves to disport-o. He swats them with force, And that's par for his course, And when he plays through, he yells, FURO! Sorry about that.....:0) Miss Shiva got bored one day, And jumped in the garbage to play- Took a much-needed bath, Then took the same path. When aked why, she proclaimed, "It's my way!" Oh, God, somebody stop me....... Bright thoughts and positive ferretudes, Linda Stuart [Posted in FML issue 1862]