Hi Everyone, I usually just lurk, but my husband is always making up silly rhymes, so I put him to work. Enjoy! There once was a ferret named Rikki And when he peed, he wasn't too picky He peed on the floor And in front of the door So thats why the floors are so sticky. Josie's a ferret I know Who likes to bite on your big toe Don't take off your shoes Or you'll soon have a bruise And I'll say "I told you so". Belle the ferret must dig And she looks like she's dancing a jig She hips and she hops She never stops That's why the hole in the carpet is so big. Pam - the pooper scooper Dave - the poet Rikki, Belle, and Josie - the objects of our affection and frustration [Posted in FML issue 1862]