OK.  SO I will add my 2 cents worth to the limmerick mound
 
There IS a spry ferret named Rikki
Whose poop is incredibly sticky
He'd drop a large pile
In the grout of the tile
And to clean up this mess is quite icky
 
Sorry, it's the best I could do.
 
Tracy, Susan, Rikki, Coco, Foto, Oreo and Scooter
[Posted in FML issue 1862]