Well, seeings as other people make up songs for their ferrets, I don't have to be embarrassed about this. We sing this song to ours, to the tune of Frere Jacques: Oil and Raisins Oil and Raisins All day long All day long Makes a ferret happy Makes a ferret happy Big and strong Big and strong It's supposed to be sung in a round, but I have yet to hear Buddy and Chloe do their part with sufficient power and intensity. Maybe it's because of the raisins in their mouths... Judith [Posted in FML issue 1878]