Hi there, This here is Tony Doyle, and I just wanted to check in with you all and explain a peenonmeon that is going on around the Doyle Zoo... You see, Dad believes that everything that he and Mom and Uncle Stevie owns is joint-propertee and stuff with us ferrets because we seem to love to take everything as our own and hide it in far away corners of the house. This is awd behaveer I nose, but you gotta unnerstand that even tho. Mom and Dad have spent hundreds of dollars on toys and neet stuffs for us to play with, well, their toys are better....like vitamin bottles and anything that is on their desks...it is much more fun to play with stuff that we aren't supposed to you nose...Rosie says that they think that it is cute so I keep doing it. Rosie is so smart so I lissen to her. The best thing is when the humans around here spend a whole afternune cleaning and vacoooming and then we get to mess it all up again...it's like they spend all this time getting the house ready for us to have fun in...boy, this sure is a fun place to live...never a dull moment, except when we are all locked in jail for being too bad...like when we is being crazy injuns and running around like ligtneeng and destroying everylittleting in site...now that is FUN!!! I was wondering if any of you ferrets out there have simuler expeeruncees? Maybe you could write about it for the Ferret Ventoors Weeklee Dugest? Love and Dooks To All! ~The Doyle Zoo~ The Ferrets: Rosie, Maxie, Sammi, Shiva, Anthony, & Cleopatra The Dwarf Hamsters: Romeo & Juliet The Tiger Salamanders: Sally Mander, Solo Mander, & Baby Mander The Rest of the Zoo: 4 Fire-Belly Newts, 2 Leopard Frogs, 2 Tree Frogs, 1 River Frog, Pebbles the Gecko, Barny the Armidillo Lizard, 3 Green Anoles, 1 Butterfly Koy, and 15 Fishes. P.S. Please visit our webpage at: http://home.aol.com/kingfsher to read about our adventure books! ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ (oo)(oo)(oo)(oo)(oo)(oo)(oo) =v==v= =v==v= =v==v==v= [Posted in FML issue 1857]