Ok, yet another unoffical contest, having the identical rules as in the
last one.  Only this one is "Ferret Bumper Stickers" AKA: One-liners;
AKA: T-Shirt Slogans.
 
And again, I will get the ball rolling:
 
"I have the Poop on Ferrets"
 
"Weaselmeister"
 
"Cornered by Ferrets"
 
"Dook of Furo"
 
"Mustela Domesticus Aboardus"
 
"I HEART the Ferret; I HATE the Fish and Game"
 
"Ferret Junkie"
 
Ok, now your turn!
 
Mo' Bob and the 18 Mo' Poopateers
[Posted in FML issue 1847]