Ok, yet another unoffical contest, having the identical rules as in the last one. Only this one is "Ferret Bumper Stickers" AKA: One-liners; AKA: T-Shirt Slogans. And again, I will get the ball rolling: "I have the Poop on Ferrets" "Weaselmeister" "Cornered by Ferrets" "Dook of Furo" "Mustela Domesticus Aboardus" "I HEART the Ferret; I HATE the Fish and Game" "Ferret Junkie" Ok, now your turn! Mo' Bob and the 18 Mo' Poopateers [Posted in FML issue 1847]