Hi, I'm your ferret. I'm (not really) sorry about the poop in the corners. I'm (not really) sorry about making holes in the sofa. I'm (not really) sorry I bit you. I'm (not really) about the vet bill. I'm (not really) sorry you were late to work because you could not find me. However Thank you for making me a part of your life. Thank you for accepting me for what I am. Thank you for your love and understanding. Please remember- I'm a ferret. [Posted in FML issue 1846]