Hi, I'm your ferret.
I'm (not really) sorry about the poop in the corners.
I'm (not really) sorry about making holes in the sofa.
I'm (not really) sorry I bit you.
I'm (not really) about the vet bill.
I'm (not really) sorry you were late to work because you could not find me.
However
Thank you for making me a part of your life.
Thank you for accepting me for what I am.
Thank you for your love and understanding.
Please remember- I'm a ferret.
[Posted in FML issue 1846]