Hey guys! My name is Major Burns(remember his nickname on M.A.S.H.?) I am the proud owner of two wonderful people and two not so wonderful dalmatians here in deep East Texas. Like most of my kind, I have trouble finding knowledgeable vets. My vet loves me tons, but is unsure somewhat as to lots of things pertaining to fuzzballs. Anyone know a dook specialist in the Longview, Tyler, Marshall, TX area? Also is there a ferret shelter close by, as I need a playmate. I had two, but they went off to college with the son of the people who rent from me. I'm adopted and proud to have found the people I adopted, but really need a furry companion. I get to ride in the car a lot, occasionally go out into the garage(with the door down, and always with proper supervision), go shopping, but I've developed a bad habit of eating dog food. I know, I know, it's not good for me, but I just REFUSE to eat that nice IAMS lamb and rice. I'm afraid I may bankrupt my owner if I don't find something that I like soon. I'm pretty picky. If anyone is traveling and needs a place to stay overnight give me a shout. I'm on the net at [log in to unmask] Thanks for letting a first timer join in the fun. [Posted in FML issue 1846]