I could relate to a couple posts in yesterdays FML. I too fit the average profile of a ferret owner. According to Pam's survey, the most common trait of a ferret owner is female. After reading Bryan Hall's post yesterday........hmmmm. Speaking of thingies, I also have a nuetered male that still has one, and unfortunately for the other male ferret ...... Is there such thing as a nuetered gay ferret? The other one: "hey.. I am trying to sleep.. quit biting my neck...hey, now just a gol dern minute. What do ya think yer doin....stop it!!!!! (swipe swipe hisss hiissssss) [Posted in FML issue 1844]