Here's a plea for help from Pat Wright! You can send responses to him at [log in to unmask] or me at [log in to unmask] It was mentioned in the Ferrets Anonymous newsletter a while ago that we wanted to do an "All I need to know I learned from my ferret" poster. I have received some responses, but I have lost some! This is what I have: There's nothing like a ferret parent A banada a day keeps the ferret monster away NO is NOT a word If your not supposed to be there, go there anyway Baths can be an olympic event snuggeling is the best past time you can never have too many closets/cabinets There's no such thing as too many socks Cheerios is still the #1 breakfast cereal You can have the terrible two's forever In life there is no fear When in doubt, attack it A sofa is a treasured piece of furniture Ice tea is addicting There's no obstacle you can't climb or fall off of If temptation dangles, catch it It doesn't hurt to catch a bunny There's o such thing as too many toys Neatness and order are not priorities You can never have too many friends If it doesn't go your way - get a ferretude! Three in necessities in life are food, water and a hammock Dog water bowls are really ferret swimming pools No matter what you've done, play with them and they'll forgive you All of the best stuff is hidden in house plants Play hard, sleep hard, it's ok to be nosy Happiness is a hammock for two, or 3, or 4 Raisins are the world's perfect food Dance the night away Life is a game Watch your step Grin and Ferret! Some these aren't so good, but we'd like to have the poster done in time for the Ferret Round Up on March 22nd. So please ask for help! Thanks Pat [Posted in FML issue 1838]