Well, here's another one... The CBC has been rerunning old Kids in the Hall shows, and ferrets came up in a skit last night. There was a couple on their first date, and just as they're about to get, well, better acquainted, the man tells the woman that there's something she has to know about him. "You're gay?" she asks. "Oh, no," he answers. "You're bisexual? You have herpes?" she asks. "Oh no, nothing like that," he answers. Then a look of sheer horror comes over her face, and she says "Oh my God, you don't... you don't have a FERRET, do you?" An equally horrified look comes over his face and he says "Oh god no!" and they both heave a huge sigh of relief. Musta been an in-joke for the writers... Regina and the ferrets in the hall ************************************************************** Regina Harrison PhD Student, Anthropology; McGill University, Montreal, Quebec Joint Co-ordinator, AGSEM-- McGill's TA union http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/1083 "If that's all there is, my friends, then let's keep dancing" --Peggie Lee [Posted in FML issue 1836]