Ha!
Did anyone catch Jeff Foxworthy last night?
They mentioned ferret on the show.  The guys needed a plan to get a stolen
trophy back so a weird guy said " well I have a plan but we'll need a Ferret
and a piece of ham."
 
From,
Amy
&
Ferret Friends
Ferret Bueller
&
Houdini
[Posted in FML issue 1834]