After reading Lori's post, I finally broke down. She described her household as: -Lori (with green tea leaves stuck to her teeth) -Akio (human fiance, who thinks I'm weird for making him feel the ferret's penis bone last week) -and Unagi (king of Japanese beverages) So I was "inspired" to write: There once was a ferret named Unagi Who's penis was felt up by a fiance. Unagi did moan - My, what a big bone! Now Unagi wants to marry the finace! OK, OK, I know its probably over the line, but don't blame me! Lori started it! Well if this makes it by BIG and in the FML, I promise never to write something so racy again! [Posted in FML issue 1857]