I'm new to the FML, and I must say I have really enjoyed those limericks. Here's my humble contribution: There once was a ferret named Buster Whose eyes had lost all their luster. He was caught being bad And was feeling quite sad 'Cuz he MUST have a raisin, he MUST-er! Watch out-- I'm trying to think of one for Buster's big brother, Poncho. Ferret-ly yours, Denise, Poncho and Buster [Posted in FML issue 1856]