Well, if you all could stand some more (and really bad) limericks: Do ferrets and cats get along Some people say no but they're wrong We have nine total you see So it's not news to me That the play all day and night long Some people will criticize our path When we tell them it's just ferret math We started with one And he's plenty of fun Unless you're giving him a bath Please don't throw any rotten fruit. If you're going to throw dried fruit, make sure it's raisins!! A funny side note here, one of the cats likes the raisins more than the ferrets do. Go figure! This is a great contest. People walk by my office in the morning and wonder why I'm laughing hysterically! For bumper stickers, I like "I Poop, Therefore I Am", and "My Other Cat Is A Ferret". Sorry, I don't remember who sent them in, so I cannot give proper credit. OK, I've gotten a little off track here. Sorry. If you can bear another nickname for the fuzzyones, my 2 year old daughter Cori calls them buckies. I have a cute picture of her pushing Nicky in her doll carriage while he rolls around inside it, and another where Lucy stands with her front paws on the carriages front edge. She looks like an explorer, conquering the undiscovered country! I hope everyferret is doing well, and all their ownees are as well. Get out those lint brushes: Gentleferrets, Start Your Shedding!! Tony (me), Lauri (the wife), Cori (the rugrat) & Nicky, Lucy, Toby, Kayla and Laurann (the ferts) & C.C., Alley, Anna and Reba (the cats). [Posted in FML issue 1855]