OK, here's my attempt: Amelia was a ferret in Quebec Who was sick of Cully biting her neck When Cully sat in Regina's lap Amelia got him-- pow!zap! See? smirked Amelia, I bet that hurt like heck! And I swear every word of it is true... Regina Amelia (aka Fluffernutter, fierce little thing) and Cully (aka Cully Carruthers, Mister Big Ferret, Krullers) [Posted in FML issue 1850]