Okay these are NOT great, but what the heck.  If I can do it, so can others.
 
Bumper sticker:  Mind Your Own Business
 
Jan had a big jill named Slurp
Whose belly would constantly burp.
She'd find fugitive snacks
To round-up with two smacks,
So captured more waywards than Earp!
 
Sukie
[Posted in FML issue 1850]