While I was finally getting around to reading the Sunday paper this evening,
I found a weird ferret reference.  This was in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
 
<Lifestyles of the rich, famous and somewhat overweight, as related by
Fergie (d.b.a.  The Duchess of York): "My daughters say, 'Give us your
wiggle, Mummy.' Well, I'm not going to show you my wiggle, but I can tell
you it's like live ferrets - live ferrets jumping around in a bag.">
 
Must be quite a wiggle!
 
Sara and Kurt
and the nine ferocious ferrets
[Posted in FML issue 1847]