HELLO I'M A NEW SUBSCIBER FIRST TIME WRITER AND NEW FERRET DAD. FIO MY 1year OLD IS A 3.5LBS SABLE AND IS VERY AFFECTIONATE. HE LIVES IN THE BATHROOM DURING THE DAY AND GETS THE WHOLE HOUSE WHEN I GET HOME.LATELY HE'S LEARNED A NEW TRICK, HE CAN NOW CLIMB ONTO THE TOILET SEAT ONTO THE BACK AND ACCROSS TO THE COUNTER PROCEEDING TO KNOCK EVERYTHING OF THE COUNTER.SO FAR HE HAS'NT DONE THIS WHEN I WAS'NT HOME LUCKILY BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW HE PLANS ON GETTING DOWN WITH OUT MY HELP. HAVE ANY FERRETS EVER BEEN FOUND SWIMMING IN THE TOILT BECAUSE FIO'S ALWAYS BEEN FASINATED BY THE BIG FLUSH I JUST NEVER (I KNOW NEVER SAY NEVER WHEN A FERRETS INVOLVED) THOUHT HE COULD GET UP TO IT. PS:FIO IS ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE AND GETS MORE MESSAGES THAN I DO IS THIS STRANGE THANX JOE & FIO [Posted in FML issue 1817]