Your ferret is on the counter and gets thirst when they turn to look at you and you actully get up to turn on the faucet for them. Or you walk by them in frount of the kitchen counter, they look up at you sooo sad like, you reach down to pick them up so they wouldn't get tired climbing up. Your ferret has a tomatoe fettish and you drive 15 miles into town to get him one when he pouts. You buy a "ghost in the pumkin" animated holloween decoration for the girlfriends parents who in turn give it to the ferrets because they wanted it. Your ferret likes to drink Doctor Pepper but only when there is ice in it and you will get ice out of the freezer to please the ferret when he steals a drink from your glass. Happens ALL the time at our house. The ferrets have us humans trained well!! jdg. [Posted in FML issue 1816]