Hey dere! Dis is Jabba-da-Fert and I needs some advize. We here are worried about our daddy, Bryan, cuz he has been acting funny lately. It'z kinda like dis... on Friday he came in da apartment and didn't come to let us out right away! We knew it was him, cuz no one else makes as much noise as he does, and besides.. no guests over to play wif us. Well, he makes a LOT more noize than normal.. and for a LOT longer! Now the real weird part... he brings in four GIGANTIC (to us) things and sticks it in our cage.. I tink he called em shelves. Well, now we gots a LOT more play room. What's he up to? We got Me, Cayanne, and Tenaka in here now, and a whole lot of open space in the cage. We is wondering if he is gonna get a new brudder or sister for us... We dunno! He sez no he isn't, but we ain'ts so sure. He is one weird IH, lets me tell you. At least he gone and bought a box of raisins for Tenaka and Cayanne... I don't like em.. nnnnoooo... not me! But dey is happy, and dat is enough for me. He gives me FERRETONE! Wif respects, Jabba (PEEEYOUUUU!!!! That sock STINKS!) Cayanne (Then why did you put it in here!! *ACHOO!* Tenaka (I'll forgive him if he gives me another raisin!) [Posted in FML issue 1814]