Dear Fellow FML'ers,
 
I finally got ahold of the people who had advertised the free ferret here in
St.  Paul, MN.  The man I talked to said he was gone and didn't say anymore.
I hope he went to a good home.
 
Merry Christmas,
 
Phil Heppner
 
As a wise man once said:
 Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
[Posted in FML issue 1787]