Winter blahs got you down? Tired of scooping poop out of the same old corners? Looking for something fun and exciting that you can do on a budget? Why not join your favorite pets in some of their own tried and true- guaranteed good for a dook games? Here's what's popular at my house- all games may not be available in your area: BIG PILE O LEAVES- this one is seasonal of course. Rake up a big pile of leaves in your yard. Hold one ferret over pile at a height of approx. 3 ft. Release ferret. Add more ferrets as your skill level increases. CTRL-ALT-DEL- This one is simple. Leave the ferret in the same room as your computer and go fix yourself a snack, whatever work you had been painfully grinding out before will no longer loom on your screen when you return! MAGIC BROOM- Sweep up a large pile of dirt in any room of your house- checking carefully first to make sure there are no ferrets up your sleeve. One or more ferrets will appear right before your eyes lying in the middle of the pile of dirt! Amaze your friends with this one! WANTON DESTRUCTION- Place fragile items on inaccessible furniture or shelf and leave the room. When you hear the sound of breaking glass return. Ferrets receive one point for any liquid spilled, two points for any item pushed onto the floor, three points for any item in several pieces on the floor. Items out-weighing the actual ferret double the point value for that item. If item is a house-plant, point value is tripled. Have fun! [Posted in FML issue 1786]