"The average American has the attention span of a ferret after a double cappuccino." - Dennis Miller Topics in this issue: 1. Woozle Wonderland 2. Frosty the Ferret 3. Christmas Fun 4. Silly Little One 5. Another Ferret Carol 6. The Eight Days Of Hanukkah 7. A Ferret At The Manger...continued 8. A Ferret At The Manger...conclusion 9. Serpent! Serpent! 10. The Christmas Adventure To subscribe to Ferret-Adventures, send mail to [log in to unmask] saying "Subscribe Ferret-Adventures!" [Posted in FML issue 1784]