Greetings, Special Agent Raiden here. I am able to write to you now, as Enemy Defence Cat "Crimson" is away on cleaning duty.....the L.T.D.O.K.F. (Licking Tuna Drippings Off Kitchen Floor). Sometimes I think he even ENJOYS it (Sneer). Pathetic. Anyways....I am here on a mission to remind everyone of my "Ferrets Only" chat throught Quarterdeck called "#Dookin". I have written in about it before but haven't for a while as I have been instructed by the humans to amuse this fur ball during the day, that I have the displeasure of sharing barracks with. Little do they know how he plots his revenge on me..... I have also been instructed to inform all that I will be on this channel at different times of the day, sometimes late at night when the Enemy Defence Cat is asleep. Fortunately for me the Defence Cat is not able to even spell his own name and therefore would not be able to figure out something as complicated as a keyboard. This allows me some quiet time away from his watchful eye, and most importantly to get to know my F.F.I.C (Fellow Ferrets In Charge). If you have any further questions or suggestions, please ferret-mail me at: [log in to unmask] Always a pleasure, Special Agent Raiden, OUT [Posted in FML issue 1775]