While sitting with my wife and enjoying a cup of coffee we became of a low,
intermittent wistle.  A sort of quiet "whee" for about a second and a half,
then 3 seconds of silence then it repeated.  The direction it was coming
from was easily determined.  The source was found lying on its back in a
pillow case -- _snoring_ its little head off!!!  I guess the layer of winter
fat she put on must have finally got the better of her and "back sleeping"
is the only way to get comfortable.
[Posted in FML issue 1792]