While sitting with my wife and enjoying a cup of coffee we became of a low, intermittent wistle. A sort of quiet "whee" for about a second and a half, then 3 seconds of silence then it repeated. The direction it was coming from was easily determined. The source was found lying on its back in a pillow case -- _snoring_ its little head off!!! I guess the layer of winter fat she put on must have finally got the better of her and "back sleeping" is the only way to get comfortable. [Posted in FML issue 1792]