Here's another ferret reference from a semi-obscure show, this time "The Young Ones" (the episode's Bambi, when the four losers are about to go on a game show...) [Vyv attempts to enter the studio with a pig] GUARD: Hang on, what's that? VYVYAN: It's my mascot! GUARD: A pig? VYVYAN: No! GUARD: It is. VYVYAN: It's not, it's a ferret. A deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig. GUARD: Looks exactly like a pig. VYVYAN: Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret. GUARD: Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn't it? VYVYAN: Ha! And that's where I had you fooled. Because it's not a ferret, it's a pig. MIKE: Well done, Vyv, you've certainly got him there. What I want to know is, has anyone else ever considered naming their ferret Bacon Sandwich? I wanted to, but it would have broken my motif... -Gil Home: http://www.tiac.net/users/blip/blip.html Music I like: http://www.tiac.net/users/blip/branca/branca.html Music I make: http://www.tiac.net/users/blip/converge/converge.html [Posted in FML issue 1748]