I just noticed I described Sebastian and Mortimer as 1100 and 1200 kg,
respectively.  Although THEY don't object to those numbers, they are
slightly off.  Of course, I'm sure you all realize that I meant 1100 and
1200 GRAMS!
 
-Catherine and
-Sebastian "Yeah!  Two tons of fun!" and
-Mortimer *galumph galumph kathud* "Whuzzit whoozit?" and
-Mithril *thwap thwap thwap SCREEEE chomp*
[Posted in FML issue 1744]