Today Lisa and I woke up...and as usual there were new poops by the front door...we have a theory that the girls poop on the floor there (even tho there are 2 count em 2 litter boxes like 16 inches away) to keep us locked in the house so we don't go outside in the big world and leave them all alone...anyways, it was dark in the house, and Lisa said: "Hey, that poop moved!!" and then she realized that it was a slug!!! A black, spotted slug!! Like 3 inches long too! Then, later in the day, Rosie and Shiva got put in jail, the pet-carrier, while Da cleaned out the storage room, and then Da bought them another dryer hose (spoiled ferrets) to make up for it...and then Ma thought that the baby...Sammi had run away because she squeeked the toy and yelled for 5 minutes upstairs and searched everywhere and then Sammi poked her head out of the bed and said "What Mommy?" [Posted in FML issue 1757]