Hi dis us again...TDFFFF...you nose whose we is you nose...Rosie (I'm gonna bite you Da!), Massie (Got any waisins?), Sammi (I'm not a ferret, I'm a Sammi), Wiggies (Mother, please remove Shiva from my neck), and Shiva (Mommy, sing my name...)... Anyways, we went in the big car today cause Ma and Da had to exterminulate (kill) dose darn nasty fees (fleas)...well, we hope dat dey is gone for good now...NO MORE FLEAS!!! Anyways, last night..4 am to be kinda exact...Massie woke Da up and said...hey Da..don't you need to go downstairs and smoke a cigarette? It was a trick dough...tee hee hee...soon as Da couldn't go back to seep cause Mass-Mass was bitin' his toes...she climbed up on his lap in the big chair and asked..."Da, got any big-cup up dere?" "Yes, Massie." Da replied. "Gulp, gulp, gulp..." Massie drank and drank and drank..."Hey Da, got any raisins?" She asked. "Yes, Massie." Da said. "Oh boy," Maxie said, and grabbed the raisins and ran! That was Massie's 4am fix...we do believe dat she is addicted to raisins...she needs a ferrapist pretty soon cause it is getting very much like an obsession wit our sifter Mass-Mass you nose... Anyways, today we had a big 'venture...we got into the pet carriers and went for a drive in the big world wit Ma and Da...we went out to lunch...Rosie read the sign and told us dat it was at dat round table place...whatever dat is...and we den went to the laundry mat...and waited till ma and da got done wit dose stinky clothes...den we got home and got a flea bath wit Da in the big bathtub...NO MORE FLEAS!!! Anyways, gots to go...please write some nice, encouraging e-mails to Dayna cause she is not up to par [log in to unmask] is her address on the innernet-ting! Da been typin' all the rest of the story lately for the book...we sit on his lap and gobble raisins while we rant and rave 'bout our trip to battle Fang! We should be done wit' the whole story tomorrow...den Da gotta get it copywrited and stuff...and we is getting a buzyness license on Monday... The cost of the Big Adventure will be somewhere between $10 and $15 but maybe less...we hasn't fingered out how much it will cost to print it up and bind it all nice...in case you ferrets was wonderin' how many aluminum cans and jewelry and stuff to hide under the couch...to save up for it! And yep the first 100 copies will have wittle paw print signiatures from each of us five girls...real, authenticated John Hancock's staight from the ferrets fingers...and also a portion of the earnings will go to a ferret rescue shelter in California. The book is also gonna have a bunch of photographs of us girls on our adventure (woah!) and some drawings also...cool! Love and Dooks To All! Rosie, Maxie, Sammi, Wiggles, & Shiva TDFFFF (The Doyle Fuzzy Fabulous Fantastic Five) ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ (oo)(oo)(oo)(oo)(oo) =v==v= =v==v= =v= [Posted in FML issue 1727]