Here's an idea that has worked for us here at the shelter when we get a ferret that is afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Since the scary part seems to be the motor and the sucking noise, which are both located on the floor where the terrified ferret is, we simply pick up the ferret and take it vacuuming with us! Give lots of hugs, kisses and reassurring words, letting it smell the hose, wand, etc. periodically. Pretty soon it gets very bored with housecleaning (and who doesn't......) and you can move on to putting the ferret back on the floor and letting it smell the vacuum while it is off and then while it is on. Try turning it off and on a few times at this stage and if the ferret shows fear, repeat the picking up procedure with reassurance, and then back to the floor. We have found it takes only a day's experience to counter the fear. A note on the Troy Eckart affair with the ferret breeder. We went through something horrifyingly similar a few years ago and still have a few of the ferrets living at the shelter. HOWEVER, the discouraging part is that once we had cleaned out most of the mistreated stock--all that we were allowed to take--the breeder went right on to replenish the stock with "new blood" and continues to be fully in business. What we did do, knowing our options were limited, was provide vaccinations and proper housing for the animals that had to stay. We collected all kinds of ferret condos and blankets, food and water bowls and delivered them to the breeder. We also did a marathon session, giving vaccinations and health checks to all the remaining ferrets. It was obvious we weren't going to put the breeder out of business, but we tried to educate the breeder and provide comfort for the ferrets the best we could. The ferrets were located in a shed used to house deformed sheep born on the farm where the ferrets were kept. The shed also contained every type of toxic substance imaginable--paints, solvents, greases, antifreeze..... What assurrance do we have that "your" breeder will not do the same thing once the old, damaged stock has been rescued. Is it possible to get the authorities to step in and see the situation so that this "business" can be monitored? Otherwise, I fear that we are, in some way, perpetuating it with the money spent to take the current animals out of the situation (we did not pay for the animals we took, but offered the vaccinations and housing in return, which we felt benefitted the ferrets more than the breeder). What about photographs of the premises (under the guise of admiration, of course), and what about follow-up to see if is recurring. I know what happened to us, so these are thoughts from bitter experience. I believe my post to offer assistance has been passed along. We aren't just words. We are here to help, too, since we know exactly what you are going through. We have some space. I can do vaccinations and neuters here at our shelter. Or could vaccinate all the animals at one time at some agreed location. I don't know how far away we are, but only one State at the most. We are in Colorado. Tell us how we can help. Best Regards, Carolyn Kinsey Ferret Rescue of the Western States [Posted in FML issue 1710]