Ah yes, ferret games. Here are a quick couple of my favourites: 1. Put woozle or woozles in empty bathtub. Add ping pong ball. 2. For blase ferrets: place several in large trash bag. Stick your head and jump around like a moron yelling Help! Help! Ferret in the bag! This has been known to pull my ferrets from existential despair into dance marathon mode. 3. Semi-truck: with ferret's back on carpet, sort of drive him around like a toy truck, making truck noises if you are not too proud. Note: some ferrets love this, some don't like it a bit. Also, I think this is fairly well known, but plastic dryer hoses (tubes?) make a great toy, cheaper and more flexible than the pricey tube/maze toys in pet stores. -Dan, Boofer, Ralph & Footch [Posted in FML issue 1727]