I AM DA HAMSTA!  My real name is (drum roll)... LEE ALEXANDER!  Okay down to
business, I have heard a lot about birds of prey lately.  Instead of
everybody worrying about birds of prey, they should worry about mammals of
prey!  I propose that us hamsters, and you ferrets should rebel against cats
and birds!  I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of hamsters and
ferrets not getting along.  So, down with cats and raptors!
 
Lee Alexander (aka Da Hamsta)
[Posted in FML issue 1693]