I AM DA HAMSTA! (a hamster)
 
I am nothing like ferrets.  I have large incisor teeth, while ferrets have
large canine teeth like cats and dogs.  Ferrets are in the mustilid family,
and I am in the rodentia family.  Don't forget that ferrets will chase us
and probably kill us.  Anybody that thinks ferrets are rodents is the
regular misguided human.
 
Da Hamsta
[Posted in FML issue 1685]