I AM DA HAMSTA! (a hamster) I am nothing like ferrets. I have large incisor teeth, while ferrets have large canine teeth like cats and dogs. Ferrets are in the mustilid family, and I am in the rodentia family. Don't forget that ferrets will chase us and probably kill us. Anybody that thinks ferrets are rodents is the regular misguided human. Da Hamsta [Posted in FML issue 1685]